Thursday, October 31, 2013

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Sing your life

"If I was God, I would make singers talk the same way they sing all the time"

Lazy stripper

"I'm a lazy stripper, I want all the benefits but don't want to do any of the work on the front end"

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Pee Jar

The blog lives. 
After a long hiatus it lives!

Now the masses can finally revel in the collective shop wisdom once again. 
From now on though the posts will all be listed anonymously.
The quotes can come from shop employees as well as enlightened customers, hangabouts or just passing throughs.

"I feel real uncomfortable about putting my dick in another man's pee jar"

Monday, February 20, 2012


Sean was filling out a Property Tax Form and in the 'comments' field I suggested he put "Thank You." He replied - "No, you don't want to do that. That's like looking a stray dog in the eye. You don't want to engage them."


Ed - "knock on wood, I've never shit my pant-...oh wait."

Ed- "Well, it was mardi gras so..."