Jason - "Have you ever seen The Cure live?"
Sean - "Yeah, I saw them at The Oakland Coliseum."
Jason - "Thats where I saw Justin Bieber!"
Sean - "Did it seem like he was singing right to you?"
Jason - "Are you implying that he wasn't?"
Friday, July 29, 2011
7/23/2011
Jason - (to me) "I'd like to get you dressed up at The Dress Barn and take you out on the town. I'd bet you in a pantsuit could whip this place together."
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
7/13/2011
Sean: "Could you please get me a cookie?"
Me: "Yeah."
Jason: "Cookie?!"
Andre: "I want a cookie!"
Jason: "Are you getting a cookie?"
Andre: "Yeah I'm getting a cookie!"
Jason: "I want a cookie."
(I bring them cookies)
Jason: "Look at the size of this cookie Sean!"
Sean: "Oh I know all about those cookies. This aint my first rodeo."
(Jason eats cookie)
Jason: "Oh, it comes in layers. First the bitterness of the cocoa and then the sweetness of the fudge. They separate and then come together and hit you in the back of the mouth."
Sean: "Its like chocolate Jiu-Jitsu."
Andre: "It makes me want chocolate milk."
Sean: "You gotta fight chocolate with chocolate."
Jason: "That sounds like a baked goods cook book by Metallica."
(After the cookie)
Jason: "Andre did you eat that cookie?"
Andre: "Not yet bro. Did you?"
Jason: "Yeah."
Andre: "You ate that whole thing?!"
Jason: "Yeah, I'm in a chocolate stratosphere."
Andre: "I can't believe you ate that whole thing."
Jason: "I feel crazy. I feel like I'm looking straight ahead, but my peripheral vision is looking up to the sky."
(moments pass)
Jason: "I ate that cookie and I drank that coffee and now I feel warm."
Me: "Yeah."
Jason: "Cookie?!"
Andre: "I want a cookie!"
Jason: "Are you getting a cookie?"
Andre: "Yeah I'm getting a cookie!"
Jason: "I want a cookie."
(I bring them cookies)
Jason: "Look at the size of this cookie Sean!"
Sean: "Oh I know all about those cookies. This aint my first rodeo."
(Jason eats cookie)
Jason: "Oh, it comes in layers. First the bitterness of the cocoa and then the sweetness of the fudge. They separate and then come together and hit you in the back of the mouth."
Sean: "Its like chocolate Jiu-Jitsu."
Andre: "It makes me want chocolate milk."
Sean: "You gotta fight chocolate with chocolate."
Jason: "That sounds like a baked goods cook book by Metallica."
(After the cookie)
Jason: "Andre did you eat that cookie?"
Andre: "Not yet bro. Did you?"
Jason: "Yeah."
Andre: "You ate that whole thing?!"
Jason: "Yeah, I'm in a chocolate stratosphere."
Andre: "I can't believe you ate that whole thing."
Jason: "I feel crazy. I feel like I'm looking straight ahead, but my peripheral vision is looking up to the sky."
(moments pass)
Jason: "I ate that cookie and I drank that coffee and now I feel warm."
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
1/3/2011
Ed - "I watched the new Willow Smith single; I Whip My Hair Back."
Jason - "I haven't heard that one yet."
Ed - "Its really good."
Jason - "Really?"
Ed - "No. But it made me whip my hair back."
Jason - "I can't listen to that song. It makes me have phantom hair. It gives me whiplash."
12/18/2010
Today everyone in the shop listened to a youtube recording of a 911 call. The call was made by a police officer who had eaten "special" brownies with his wife and now believed that they were both dying.
Later that day everyone at the shop ate a special brownie.
Later that day everyone at the shop ate a special brownie.
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