11/30/2011

Jason - "I talk about the Kardashians everyday."

Sean - "Yeah and I'm sick of it."

Jason - "Okay."

Sean - "I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE KARDSHIANS FOR ONCE!"

Jason -"Okay."
(pause)
Sean - "So, you know your girl?"

Jason - "Courtney."

Sean - "PREGNAAAANT!"

Jason - "NO!"

11/30/2011

Jason - "What's that disease called when old people forget stuff?"

11/16/2011

Jason - "I ate too much."
(pause)
Jason - " I feel bloated."
(pause)
Jason - "I don't feel confident enough to do this tattoo."

11/5/2011

Ed - "Are they legally allowed to touch you in haunted houses? Cause I don't like no one touchin' me."

11/1/2011

Jason - "I'm very delicate today. I always feel delicate on Tuesdays."

10/30/2011

Ed - "I'm gonna dye my hair platinum blond but leave my beard brown."

Jason - "You'll look like Fabio's drug dealer."

10/19/2011

Jason - "I'll fart on anyone to save my life. I love living."